Title:

The close incounter with the Law

Name:

John Brown

Sex:

Male

Email:

cirus_v@hotmail.com

URL:

Still working on it

Well It all started a day before I went to newque down south of England. I had just completed my GCSE's ( School C ) and we all thought that we should go on a holiday where there were no parents and we could drink and smoke all we wanted. So I put in an order with 2 friend for 3 oz of hash. So the order came and one of my friends "Dave" picked it up and came to "fred"s house where both fred and I were waiting. We split the hash between the 3 of us and decided to go for a smoke at our usual smoking spot in the church yard (grave yard). So here we are the 3 of us skinning up our spliffs when "Dave says there are some cops coming, I laughted and continued to skin up my joint, I mean "dave" was a bit of clown and I thought this was one of his usual jokes. The next thing I know "dave" gets up off the tomb stone and sprints up a near by ally. "Fred" then says look they are cops at this stage the cops are about 30 meters away and here I am skinning up a two-skin which I have already burnt the hash into. I chucked the packet of hemp skins which I was using to table my joint behind me and the 2.5 g of hash that was in my hand. The problem was that I had over an oz of hash in the back pocket of my jeans and the cops were closing in.

I started to feel a littlle sick in the stomach and it wasn't from the hash. "fred" turned to me and said what should we do I replyed just sit here. At this stage the cops had come up to us and said hi, there were two of them. One went up the ally were "dave" had gone the other said

"what are you doing here" I said "waiting for a friend" we sat and waited for about 30 sec and then I said to "fred" "I don't think he is going to turn up ( hinting that it was time to go ). I asked the cop if we could go now and he said "yes", So I stood up and started walking. I turned around and saw "fred" picking up his rubbish I thought to myself WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING he then started to follow me but it was to late. the other cop came back from the ally and said stop.

He then asked us who the other guy was and all the usual questions he then asked us to empty our pockets so we did (note that we had just stocked up on all the essentials so we had about 5 packets of skins each plus all the other essentials needed for smoking the stuff). He said "what are these for" refering to the skins followed by "you don't use these skins for just smoking are they for drugs." We both answered "no" he then said Is that all you have in your pockets and we said yes. He then hit us with "ok I going to have to search you now" He started with "fred" I thought thank god he is going to be caught first but he wasn't good old "fred" had a hidden pocket and the cop didn't find it so he turned to me and said do you have anything else in your pockets. I was in a no win situation so I did the only think I could an handed over my fat oz of hash. He then said what is this I said to him hash. He then asked both of us for our names and details and said I can take you down to the station now or you can destroy it. So he handed me my oz and I started grinding it against a stone, It wasn't working to well so he grabbed it off me and chucked it into all these bushes and trees.

We were then told to piss off

The end (sorry about the bad spelling etc.. I will repost this story with corrections and in more detail thanks for reading it :) )

Title:

Bad Buzz

Name:

Daniel

Sex:

Male

Email:

meth_97@hotmail.com

URL:

http://

Story

This happened over the summer holidays: It was lunch time, I decided to go chill wit my friends at the spot they always hang out at. I We smoked a joint and I was SOOO F*CKED UP, but it was a bad buzz. After lunch I had business and I was worried. I was feeling pain and all kinds of painful thoughts. I was imagining that my bones were sharp and growing out of my feet and they were ripping my flesh and everytime I thought of it it hurt. I kept on hearing these loud noises and then my ears started to hurt. It felt as if speakers were up full blast right into my ear. It was a high pitch too. It was the worst buzz ever/. During business class I couldn't concentrate. The guy who sat beside me kept on asking me all these questions of what to do. I really annoyed me and eventually made me sick. So I said, "don't talk to me" and then about 20 seconds later I puked on the computer. Nobody noticed for a while. I was out of it I and I wasn't able to move, I was feeling really weak. The teacher finally saw me and got a whole bunch of other teachers to come. They asked me what I ate and I said it was ravioli. They put me in a chair and brought to the nurses's room. I was still high at the time. They gave me a bottle of water. I kept on tripping out and hallucinating and I had a bad headache. My mom had to pick me up and I went back home. As soon as I got home I puked out all the water that I had just drank. Then I went to bed. About an hour later I woke up and I was feeling GREAT!!!!! I called my mom and said, "Hey! I feel so much better now!!" I was still high when I started feeling better. I think that the weed was laced

T H E E N D

Title:

Fuck

Name:

Kylie

Sex:

Yes Please!

Email:

kilious@chickmail.com

URL:

Story

Well.. My parents went out for the weekend so I thourght I'd have a few friends over and have a dope sestion. so i chourght a bus up to town picked up friends and hung around until 9:00pm to get the stuff then we went back to my place. I throught we'd like better go down the beach cos me olds were only away 4 2 day's and the smell would go through every thinig. So we did and roled it, and smoked it then just took in the feeling (it was real good shit). It was just my luck that my parents decided to cut the holiday short because of the stupid car they came back and found no one was at the house so they must of thourght we were down the beach or something..any ways dad came down and saw us(he was about 10 m away i guess) he had a spot light which like compleatly dazled us i realised it was dad bye his voice and said something with run in it and we all got up and tried to run down to this old shed. it must of looked so funny.. 4 stoned teenagers TRYING to run down the beach.. any way we got away and about 4 minutes later which we thourght was a few hrs we went back up to the house 4 some reason and were confronted bye my mum, you would think that she would of had to of noticed something but she didn't untill she just wanted to talk to me and I said Fuck of to my freinds in front of her and she was like so shocked..then I remember looking her in the eye and she just fell on her knees and started to say somehting about my baby's takeing drugs my baby's takeing drugs, and then to make things worse me in my chilled out state was like hay chill mum and start laughing fare in her face right in her face but nothing was funny at all and then walked off.. in the morning she sent my friends home after having a hell of a time waking any of us up and took me to rehab and I was like mum I'm not addicted to the stuff but she left me there..IT WAS HELL

Boring story hay but it was funny you just had to be there!! (I CAN'T SPELL)

Title:

halloween

Name:

GoatBoy

Sex:

Male

Email:

kith_kannan@yahoo.com

URL:

http://

Story

This Is kind f a dumb story but I'm drunk right now so I'll write it anyway. Okay, this halloween, me and my two friends Nathan and Jay went to town to go to this party Jay had gotten us invited us to. Now we had smoked a joint before we came into town so we were all giddy 'n shit. So for a few hours we went trick-or-treating which is fun as hell high. anyway at 'bout 11:30 we thought we should go to this party. So we asked Jay where it was.....he couldn't remember. Now usually jay can sober up as easily as possible but the one night we needed him to be sober he couldn't do it. We decided to walk around and try to find it. At about 12:30 we got bored of this, so Nathan sujested that we go roll a big chong. WE looked for a place to roll it and we decided to go to the ball park and roll it on the bleachers. Well we had just finished rolling this joint and a pig-mobile pulls up. We were shittin'. Nathan threw the joint into the bushes. Thay came over and asked us if we had any eggs. I don't know why the fuck they would be lookin for eggs but that what they asked for. WE told them we didn't have any, but the pig told us to emptey out our bags. So we pouredout our back-packs and all our candy fell-out. Now normally that wouldn't have mattered but I was high so iy really pissed me off. Now Nathan had 2 ounces in a hidden pocket in his gym bag, Jay had 4 gramms in his poket and was sitting on a pack of zig-zags. I had no pot on me (nathan had it all) so I did the talking. They didn't find Nathans weed and Jay didnt have to get up so we were okay. After the pigs left we rolled two more joints and smoked all three. We were leaving the ball park and this fuckin' lunitic comes flying down the baseball field in his truck trying to run us over. Nathan and I jumped under the bleachers and jay hot at it a few times and he didn't come back. So we went back into town, and walked by the rink. There were a bunch of punks out threre so we decided to leave them alone. WE were a ways away from the punks and Jay says "get the fuck out of the way!!!" and a bunch of eggs came from the sky. I then knew why the cops wanted to know if we had eggs; the punks were throwing them at us. NAthan got hit in the side of the head, and started screaming something about the Albatross getting him just like his mom. We finaly got him to calm down. We were walking downtown and Jay saw a smashed pumpkin in the middle of the road, and was telling us we had to get out of here caus of the truck and someone getting their head run over just like this guy. So we went back to my car, and smoked 4 more joints and 3 bowls. We were so done. I dont rememeber much else 'bout the night except going to the north end and thinking I saw thousands of bottle caps on the road. In the morning I woke up with some woman at some guys house. Jay says we found another party to go to and I fucked this bitches brains out. She is now my girlfriend. So halloween was a fuckin good time.

Title:

Histoire de pot

Name:

suck it

Sex:

Male

Email:

fuck it

URL:

what the fuck

Story

dont smoke too much

Title:

Hamlet

Name:

Eric

Sex:

Yes Please!

Email:

URL:

http://

Story

Man, my cousin and good friend joined me for a twenty-sack-suck-down a few weeks ago and we knew what was perfect for the occasion -- a movie! Now, I buy a couple movies with every pay-check and usually wait to watch them when I'm baked. This time I pulled out "William Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' a Kenneth Branagh Film". I was looking over the back of the box and it said, "The best picture of the Year - Patrick Stoner" -- we got a kick out of that. Anyway, we started the film and I kid you not, this was and is the best movie I have ever seen stoned! It was sooo crazy. They were talking in rhymes and there was this ghost and stuff, man, you have GOT to see it baked, man. Half way through the movie, we all started to comment on the movie -- our first words since it started -- we all agreed that we could hear every single word fine, but we couldn't put the sentences together...and the ghost was trippy!

See it!

Title:

Should I drive or are the cops all waiting?

Name:

Christy Michelle

Sex:

Female

Email:

chrome@michweb.net

URL:

Sorry, not available, yet.  I'm not procrastinating either.

Story

Title:

Why are the cops following me?

Name:

Christie Michelle

Sex:

Female

Email:

chrome@michweb.net

URL:

No page yet, I'm a procrastinator.

Story

So we go and pick up a quarter. Nothing unusual yet just the routine Friday,picking up the important weed, and worrying about a buyer later. You would think we would have noticed if a house was being watched, but alas we did not. So we pack a bowl and begin the cruise to the party as we notice a high amount of cops driving along in downtown Cadillac. That's alright though we just kept smoking and didn't have a second thought. Not to bright of a move on our part. We should have been aware of the surronding doom. All of the sudden red and blue lights are flashing and I see a friend toss his bowl out of the window. Bright thinking were all baked out of our minds and a State boy decided the broken peice of the tail light means that our taillight needs to be fixed. Oh, did I mention how red our eyes must have been. The cop asks us if we've been drinking and we laugh since we're completely sober. My best friend got hauled off in the State boy's car that night and I had to drive it to my house and wait for her to call and pick her up. Too bad she had just turned 18! They are a little less lieniant on us older kids.

Title:

how to get hi

Name:

brent smith

Sex:

Male

Email:

URL:

http://how to get hi

Story

Get you a nice smell bag of weed,leave it out in the sun. roll it up and smoke it and in joe.

Title:

How to have the best time of your life

Name:

Raging Caribou

Sex:

Yes Please!

Email:

ragingcaribu90@hotmail.com

URL:

http://

Story

First I must start off by saying, do this with at least four people. It makes it so much better. The way that I did this was we took my friends dirty old couch out in the middle of a field after buying about 1/8 of an ounce of pot. We rolled it up in to joints and waited until it got slightly dark. We talked a bit and just chilled on the couch for a while. Once the time came, we busted out the lighter. We had about nine joints but we were going to smoke them one at a time and savour it. Remember, DONT MIX IN TOBACCO!!!!! It is full of bad shit and ruins that good old Mary-Jane Smoothness. We just passed around a fat joint with the two-pull pass rule. We smoked two joints like this and were buzzin (It was GOOD pot). We decided to play Indian Tornado. The way you play this is you blaze up a cone and take two pulls, you inhale the smoke and then hold it in while passing it to the next person, he does the same and passes it on. You have to hold it in until the joint comes back to you again. I may have to warn you... this gets you severely stoned. Do this well and you will all start laughing it up. We were all stoned out of our minds and we had only smoked five joints. Indian Tornado is a good way to get stoned of of a little bit a pot. We were chatting and laughing alot. We smoked another and then it hit me. I could had sworn I was laying in my bed sleeping. I actually closed my eyes and was laying in a bed. My friend started to whisper i my ear about how magic men from the land of ganja were out to get me. He stopped every time I looked at him though. The world suddenly faded and the next thing I knew I was laughing at my cousin (who wass also there) and falling off the couch. I got up. The world started to fade and I don't remember what happened next, but I remember getting hit in the head with a pillow from the couch. All three of the other guys were hitting me with pillows. For some reason this hurt like a bitch and I broke down in TEARS!!!! I haven't cried for longer than I can remember. I lay on the ground crying and my friends quickly ran back to the couch, suddenly, I sat up and said 'What the F### am I doing?' I promptly sat up and walked back to the couch where my cousin said ' Hey man, we've just been sitting here watching you tripping out man. You ran around and kept saying stop hitting me. Then you broke down in tears man.' I just stared at him. Then I burst out laughing. After I smoked one more joint All I can remember of that night is laughter and fun. It was the best night in my entire life. Marijuana really does open up parts of your mind that you can't possibly experience without it. It also shuts off parts so you have to be careful. Be smart, Don't get caught and relax. P.S. Legalize it. It's only a F###ing plant!!!!! A great F###ing plant!!!!

Title:

How to have the best time of your life

Name:

Raging Caribou

Sex:

Yes Please!

Email:

ragingcaribou90@hotmail.com

URL:

http://

Story

First I must start off by saying, do this with at least four people. It makes it so much better. The way that I did this was we took my friends dirty old couch out in the middle of a field after buying about 1/8 of an ounce of pot. We rolled it up in to joints and waited until it got slightly dark. We talked a bit and just chilled on the couch for a while. Once the time came, we busted out the lighter. We had about nine joints but we were going to smoke them one at a time and savour it. Remember, DONT MIX IN TOBACCO!!!!! It is full of bad shit and ruins that good old Mary-Jane Smoothness. We just passed around a fat joint with the two-pull pass rule. We smoked two joints like this and were buzzin (It was GOOD pot). We decided to play Indian Tornado. The way you play this is you blaze up a cone and take two pulls, you inhale the smoke and then hold it in while passing it to the next person, he does the same and passes it on. You have to hold it in until the joint comes back to you again. I may have to warn you... this gets you severely stoned. Do this well and you will all start laughing it up. We were all stoned out of our minds and we had only smoked five joints. Indian Tornado is a good way to get stoned of of a little bit a pot. We were chatting and laughing alot. We smoked another and then it hit me. I could had sworn I was laying in my bed sleeping. I actually closed my eyes and was laying in a bed. My friend started to whisper i my ear about how magic men from the land of ganja were out to get me. He stopped every time I looked at him though. The world suddenly faded and the next thing I knew I was laughing at my cousin (who wass also there) and falling off the couch. I got up. The world started to fade and I don't remember what happened next, but I remember getting hit in the head with a pillow from the couch. All three of the other guys were hitting me with pillows. For some reason this hurt like a bitch and I broke down in TEARS!!!! I haven't cried for longer than I can remember. I lay on the ground crying and my friends quickly ran back to the couch, suddenly, I sat up and said 'What the F### am I doing?' I promptly sat up and walked back to the couch where my cousin said ' Hey man, we've just been sitting here watching you tripping out man. You ran around and kept saying stop hitting me. Then you broke down in tears man.' I just stared at him. Then I burst out laughing. After I smoked one more joint All I can remember of that night is laughter and fun. It was the best night in my entire life. Marijuana really does open up parts of your mind that you can't possibly experience without it. It also shuts off parts so you have to be careful. Be smart, Don't get caught and relax. P.S. Legalize it. It's only a F###ing plant!!!!! A great F###ing plant!!!!

Title:

leglise dope for the good of the nation

Name:

peter

Sex:

Yes Please!

Email:

peter@agter.freeserve.co.uk

URL:

http://

Story

Hi all u fellow cane heads so what can i say about dope its the most natraul substance frees the mind relaxes the body presonly i dont concider it illagai because i smoke every day im so used to carrring dope that sometimes i forget that it is illagal like takung change out of my pocket opps a lump of soap unless im bying king skins then they know where you are at. I think that if dope was leglised it would take presure off young people to try other drugs because they cant score dope .

Title:

I love to smoke the BIG FAT JOINT

Name:

MiNioN

Sex:

Male

Email:

poop@poop.cum

URL:

http://

Story

I love to get High and feel my buzz take me away .... then I get a feeling that I need some food and I am som lazzy I think of the fool then get some and that all over agian...

MiNioN yes That it MiNioN469

Title:

Amazing Day

Name:

-=Nukaz=-

Sex:

Male

Email:

ganjafarmer@www.com

URL:

Story

I waz 13 years old.Just started to drink and play with my life.One day a guy asked me if i wanted to buy some hasch. I said no,because I thought it waz a "drug"..1 month later my friends came home to me and were stoned.They laughed,screamed and said that everything was so cool.Than I understood that hasch was something better than drinking. I decided to try it.I buyed 1 g red stinky piece of something they called Libanes (Lebanon).I made a fat joint of everything...stupid as I waz..And smoked it,the wholw joint!1 Gram Lebanon shit.I started to laugh as hell!i didnt know why!i looked at my bird,laughed all the time!It was so cool!!Then I got really stoned...When I walked to my kitchen I feelt like a UFO.I flied..My legs were gone.. so cool..I started to do some sandwiches.I eat it all upp,and there waz for sure 11 with swedish cheese.Than I decided to play my favourite game:Red Alert for playstation. The feeling of be a Commander was never this big as that day.I was so smart!Everýthing was so good,the strategy,my attacks and my victories.Than it happened.I had 10-15 power plants in my base.i loked on the TV and all of them were seeling themselves!Then they returned back on their places again!I thought that I waz psycho but it was the shit.2 hours later my friends visits me.When I opened the door for them the could not belive their eyes..What have u done!,they screamed."I have smoked teh shit I buyed earlier today",i said.All of it??!!!!!they said..Shit!!I had smoked the whole shit.They said that what I smoke we could split in four parts..And I smoked it myself..That was the first joint of my life...and the last.And really the fatest!Now 4 years later,millenium is near will I buy it again..feel the feeling.One thing for sure.Its really great..And remember that its dangerous to drink.Not smoke.

MALMOE SWEDEN 991222

Title:

I gotta call him soon =)

Name:

Mary Jane^s Man

Sex:

Male

Email:

Attentat@birdmail.com

URL:

http://

Story

The time is 12:02 in swedish time.Im sitting here wit my friend cable and surfing.My friend is sleeping,its 2 days left to X-mas.I want to get High.really high right now.All I wanna do is Laugh!All the time!!!!NOW!!!!! All I need right now is.Pure marijuana,Tobaco,lighter,paper,freestyle,marley and Psychadelic tapes,sun.Why?because I wanna laugh!!!Im laughing all the time when i smoke pot.I love to laugh. But im sitting here in a cold city called Malmö in sweden....with a cable, a PC, listening to mp3z,having clothes on.I wanna smoke pot.It smeels pot in my head. Thge thing is that im going home soon to call a guy for pot.

NA TCHI POLSKA CZECH ZAWZSE!!!!!