A

• Acapucco Gold - Very fine Mexican bud.
• Aqua Lung - Gravity bong in a bucket.
• Auto - A device consisting of an aquarium pump and an oxygen mask used to smoke weed.

B

• BA - Buzz Amplifier, after weed cig.
• BK - Buzz Killer (eg. Exercise).
• BK Double - The cops , Parents , or unwanted visitor.
• B-40 - Weed.
• B-Dong - Bong
• B-Over - What you have the morning after one too many bong hits.
• Babysittin' - Bogarting the bowl.
• Bag - what holds your weed.
• Bake Break - To take a break and go smoke a bowl.
• Bake Sale - A smoke out party.
• Baked - To be Heavily inspired by smoking weed.
• Baked ass - Stoned beyond repair.
• Bamber - Shitty weed
• Bammer - Brown Mexican shit (dirt)
• Beat - the condition of a bowl when it is all ash.
• Beat up - State when your not high anymore , but you can still tell you smoke before, and you are real tired.
• Beats - music you listen to when your high.
• Beaver Enlightenment - Mental State. When one momentarily stumbles into the next level of thinking.
• Bent - to be under the influence of weed.
• Berick - To smoke a bong in excess of 6 feet.
• Best - as fucked up as you can get.
• Better - when your so fucked up that you think you are better than best (this gets into a debate whether better is better than best or otherwise , try to keep track of that shit when your stoned).
• Bignalls - People who want to smoke your weed for U.
• Bitch slapped - To smoke and then go get drunk at a party then come home and smoke more.
• Bitched - a bowl of ash that is unsmokable.
• Bitchweed - bad or dirt weed.
• Bit - Really fucked up.
• Biz-nit - The bowl is bit.
• Blazed - Just before ripped.
• Blitzed - To be really , really Stoned.
• Blotto - To be so stoned that you have no clue whats going on in the real world.
• Blow it up - Smoke some weed.
• Blunt - Hollowed out cigar , filled with an eighth of weed and sealed with honey.
• Blunted - To be intoxicated by weed.
• Bogart - Taking more hits than your supposed to. really shitty thing to do.
• Bokin a Smowl - Smokin a bowl.
• Bombed - Burning out.
• Bone - Joint
• Bong - An object when used properly goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
• Bong Swat - A hit from a bong.
• Bong Terd - The resin that comes out of you bong after a lot of use.
• Bonged - Completly monged
• Bongineering - Water bong construction
• Bong Master - Keeper and filler of a bong.
• Bongola - A big bong at least 4 feet.
• Bongology - The ancient art of bong construction.
• Bone Riding - Driving around listening to beats and smoking a joint.
• Boodagus - Store that illegally sells weed.
• Bottle - Bottle of water = 1/4 oz. weed.
• Bowl - A small amount of weed.
• Braindead - the point where you have smoked too much.
• Brainfart - when you are too stoned to remember what you were just saying.
• Branded - when you get burned by a pipe (glass usually).
• Branding - the act of purposely burning someone with a pipe.
• Brew- Another name for your weed.
• Briko - A smoking session.
• Broken pipe - Empty pipe.
• Brownies - treat that can be laced with weed.
• Bubonic Chronic - The dirt weed that makes you cough up your left lung.
• Bubblegum - when the weed is so sticky that you have to cut it with scissors.
• Bud - The part of the cannabis plant we all smoke.
• Buddha - Weed stupid.
• Budiquette - Smoking Etiquette.
• Buffalo[v] - To buffalo is to cough uncontrollably in the middle of a humungous ass hit.
• Buffalo Fart - The nasty ass smoke left over by an inconsiderate smoker in a bong or pipe.
• Bung - Bong.
• Burn 1 - To smoke a joint.
• Burn [v] - To smoke weed.
• Buzz - A mild Weed high.
• Buzzed Off - reaction to bad weed in which the person has a strong dislike/hostility towards weed and stoner.
• Buzzed Out - Smoking too much to the point of sleep.

C

• C.R.S. - Can't remember shit.
• Cabbage - Slang for the best weed.
• Caked - To be absolutely wasted.
• Cale' - rastafied slang for weed.
• Can - Short for cannabis.
• Canoe - When someone lights the joint and it burns on only one side.
• Cap - Same as Cop.
• Cash Out- When you are one of the first to fall asleep after a good time.
• Cashed - Completely ash bowl.
• Chanked - Really fucked up.
• Cheeba - Cannabis.
• Cheechin's - Getting you and three pals and sit in your car and roll the windows up and smoke a Phat bowl.
• Cherried - When a bowl needn't be lit.
• Cherry - The red burning coals of a bowl.
• Chewed - Mildly high.
• Chibachiba - Cannabis.
• Chicken - Weed.
• Chief [v] - To smoke a bowl (Let's Chief this bowl).
• Chince - When over smokin' takes place (OD).
• Chinese Eyed - Stoned.
• Choke on one - To smoke a bowl.
• Chokes - What you get after taking too big of a hit.
• Chong - The act of puffing.
• Chonged - Fucked up cheech style.
• Chonger - An extremely large joint.
• Chooch - A stingy dealer.
• Chronic- The best weed.
• Chrons - Chronic.
• Cigareefer - A joint rolled with a tobacco rolling machine.
• Clam Baking - Rolling up the windows and smoking till you can't see.
• Clouds - Weed smoke.
• Coached - To be pleasantly stoned.
• Cocktail - A joint roach placed at the end of a cigarette.
• Comacozer - a Phat fucking joint.
• Commercial - Buds that come in a brick.
• Cone piece - Bowl.
• Cotton-Mouth - The driest a mouth can get after smoking weed.
• Cried - Being stoned and laughing so much you cry , also called the ten minute abs.
• Crispy - To be inspired by the smoking of weed.
• Crusin' - A nice comfortable high.
• Cure - To heat hash so that it crumbles so that it is easier to roll a Joint with.
• Curtins - thats what you say to the person who is ripped off their ass.

D

• D-Hit- When you're bent over coughing and your friends ask what happened you answer "D-Hit".
• Da Shit - Really good weed.
• Dank - Sticky, dense weed that fucks you up.
• Deal - A weed purchase
• Dicksmack - A fake hit by a wanna-be smoker.
• Dime - 10$ sack.
• Dippin' [v] - to watch someone pack a bowl.
• Dirt - Very poor quality weed.
• Dirt Devil - A person who usually has dirt weed.
• Doob - Joint.
• Doobage - Weed.
• Doobie - Weed Cigarette.
• Dope - Old-school word for weed.
• Droogies - The dryness of your mouth aftre you smoke a phat bowl.
• Droned - To be drunk and stoned at the same time.
• Drug Abuse - When you drop the joint.
• Dry - When your hookup has no weed.
• Dub - a 20$ bag of weed.
• Dubbage -Weed.
• Duckass [v] - To duckass the joint, as in get the tip all filthy wet with your saliva , bad bad bad.
• Dude - Smoking buddy.
• Dudette - Smoking female buddy.
• Dukhan - Dope in Arabic.
• Durban Poison - Grade A weed , world renowned.
• Dust - Weed left over in a bag, or weed that has been broken up too much.
• Dutch Oven - An area or room filled with weed smoke.

E

• Ear - "here (ear) take this joint"
• Eat Chicken - Smoke some weed.
• el' - A joint or Blunt.
• Elbow - 1 Pound of weed.
• Electric Lettuce - Potent weed.
• Elevated - A euphoric high.
• Endo - Weed.

F

• Faded - To be high.
• Fattie Maggee - A really phat doobie.
• Fatty - Overly large joint.
• Fershnikered - One whose is pretty stoned.
• Fett - Totally stoned.
• Filth - Good hydro weed.
• Fire - Bright orange weed, expensive.
• Fish Bowl - To smoke so much in a car that it is very foggy.
• Fishlip - When one gets the tip of a joint soggy, bad bad bad.
• Five-O - Cops , Hawaii Five-O.
• Fixed - Full bowl of weed.
• Flint and Tinder - A lighting apparatus.
• Flying Spiff - When a joint is passed by throwing.
• Foil - A weed purchase wrapped in foil.
• Fogout - To fill the room or car with smoke.
• Four-Twenty - TiMe To SmOkE.
• Frazzled - To be under the influence of weed.
• Fried - Stoned.
• Frizzled - The highest point of Stonage.
• Front - Lending weed to one in need.
• Fruit Salas Bowl - a bowl packed with weed and hash.
• Fucked Over - When one has no herb to get him through the day.
• Fumo - Hashish.
• Fuzz -The Cops.

G

• G - A gram of weed.
• Ganja - Weed.
• Gear - Weed.
• Geek Out - To laugh at anything.
• Geeker - Preson who laughs at anything.
• Get Warmed - Get high.
• Ghetto Brick - Commercial city weed, sold in tighly packed bricks.
• Ghost Munchies - When you think you have the munchies but once the food is in front of you, you aren't hungry anymore.
• Glazed - Really fucked up.
• Golf Balls - Big round skunky balls of weed covered in THC crystals.
• Gone - Stoned.
• Gonje - Really,really,really good weed.
• Goonin - To act stupid when smoking.
• Grass - Weed.
• Green - Weed.
• Greenbud - Weed that is green and usually better.
• Greening Out - Passing out from too much smoking.
• Greens - The first hit of a freshly packed bowl.
• Greeny - Post whitey stage, pre-puke stage.
• Grilled Cheese - Weed.
• Groceries - Stash of weed.
• Groper - A massive bong hit, followed by a lot of coughing.
• Growlies - Cravinbg for food while smoking.
• Gumbo - Weed.
• Gummy - To become lethargic after smoking.
• Guzzle - Used bong water that some idiot tries to drink.

H

• Hackin' It - Ready, and willing to smoke.
• Hammered - Really, Really high.
• Hammied - Drunk and Stoned, or just really fucked up.
• Hangover Bowl - A bowl smoked in the morning after a heavy drinking night.
• Happy herb - Weed.
• Harsh - Weed that is too dry.
• Hash - Cannabis resin.
• Hash-Monster - Burning a crumb of hash on the tip of a point of a pin, trapping the smoke and inhaling through a straw.
• Head banger boogie - Weed mixed with other drugs.
• Headrush - A really really ugly bong hit, or pipe.
• Head Shop - A place that sells smoking devices under the pretense that they are intended for the smoking of tobacco.
• Heat - Police.
• Heat Score - To be obvious about you pot smoking in public.
• Henry - an eighth of weed , hence henry the 8th.
• Herb - The leaves and flowers of a cannabis plant.
• HERBivore - A stoner that doesn't know what it is like to be sober. (yeah guys)
• Hippy Circle - A bunch of people sitting around smoking weed.
• Hit - A puff off a joint or pipe.
• Hoaxed - Being so stoned that you cannot move.
• Hogleg - A big fucking joint , like people rolled in the 70's.
• Homestone - Home grown weed.
• Honk - To hog a joint.
• Hooch - Weed.
• Hook-Up - The person you get your stash from.
• Hoot - A small piece of hash.
• Hooter - A nice sized joint.
• Hot Rocks - Hot ash pulled through in a pipe, the shit that burns your throat.
• Houbini - Ganja.
• Huckleberry - A compact ganja bud that is like 2 inches long.
• Humbolt Gold - The shit HSU students gro.
• Huyro - Joint.
• Hydro - Hydroponically grown weed.
• Hydroplug - Bong.

I

• Iffy - Not really.
• Indo - Weed.
• Indonesia - State of being really really fucked up.
• irie - Stoned , Ripper, Baked.
• Iron Lungs - A person who cashes the whole bowl in one pull.
• Izm - Weed.

J

• J - Joint.
• James Bong - The most stoned person in a group.
• Jannie - A perfectly rolled joint.
• Jefferson Airplane - A plit match used as a roach clip.
• Jibb - A gram of hash.
• Jibby - Joint.
• Jigaboo - Joint.
• Jingo - Joint.
• Joint - Weed Cigarette.
• Jones - To crave a smoke.

K

• K.B. - Killer bud.
• K.G.B. - Killer green bud.
• Kankered - To be so stoned that you can't move.
• Karate Fucked Up - So fucked up that you think you are bruce lee and do ninja motions.
• Karked - Fucked up , shit faced.
• Kaya - Weed.
• Kindbud - Super dank herbs, highest quality.
• Kite Flying - Code word for "lets go smoke a phat bowl".
• Kitt - Hash.
• Kruzz - The shit that is not bud but not quite ash , near the end of a bowl.
• Kryptonite - really green bud.

L

• Laced - Weed with other drugs on it.
• Law Dawg - Cops.
• Lebanon - Cream of the crop.
• Lem - To smoke up and go directly to sleep.
• Lid - An ounce of weed.
• Little John - A two paper joint.
• Log - A bigger joint.
• Logy - To become lethargic after smoking.

M

• Magic Wand - Joint at least 40 cm long.
• Marijuana - My Favorite thing in the whole world.
• Marley - When you roll a fattie like Bob Marley did.
• Mary - Slang for weed - "lets go chill wit' Mary".
• Mary Washington - A long pointless story that you get ragged on about after you tell it.
• Mayo - A large gravity bong that is so white that it looks like mayo.
• Megiver - someone who can make a smoking device from whatever they have on them.
• Meds - Used when you keep weed in a prescription bottle.
• Middies - Mid-grade- weed.
• Minit - slang for a long time.
• Mission - Anything that involves moving.
• Missioning - A thing to do when stoned.
• Monte - Marijuana in spanish.
• Muffler Hit - A GaRgAnTuAn hit.
• Munchies - To become hungry while smoking weed.

N

• Nabbed - To have your stash taken away.
• Narc - Someone who tells on you for smoking Joints.
• Nature Hike - A long walk with no destination , while your stoned.
• Necter - Slang for a glass bong.
• Nickle - 5$ worth of weed.
• Nip - A tiny toke.
• Noser - A shotgun.
• Nuggets - Really good weed.
• Nugs - fresh tight buds of weed.
• Nuke - Weed laced with dangerous shit , or toxic stuff.

O

• O - Ounce of Weed.
• OZ - Ounce of Weed.
• On-Time - Means good weed.
• One-Hitter - A bowls that only lasts one or two hits.
• One Time - Means cops are coming to break up your hippy circle.
• Onion - An ounce of happy weed.
• Ooja-Gabooja - Something you say when you are really retarded.
• Ozzie - An ounce of happy weed.

P

• PPP - Puff Puff Pass.
• Pabacab - Pack A Bowl And Catch A Buzz
• Pack - To pack a bowl.
• Packer - One who packs bowls.
• Pakalolo - Hawaiian term for weed.
• Papes - What you roll a joint with.
• Pass Interference - When someone prevents the passing of a bowl.
• Pasties - Dryness in the mouth after smoking weed.
• Pedo - Means high in spanish.
• Perma-Grin - The grin on your face after smoking a phat bowl.
• Persy - Personal stash of weed.
• Pizo - Pipe.
• Plumber - A dealer.
• Plumbing - The act of smoking weed.
• Plumbing tools - A pipe, Bong , Papes, etc.
• Pocket knicfe - Roach clip.
• Politicking - when you receive a bowl you proceed to tell a story before you hit it.
• Popo - Cops.
• Pot-head- That is you, the person reading this page.
• Pot Nap - A nap after smoking weed.
• Pull Tubes [v] - To take hits from a bong or pipe.
• Purple sticky punch - Weed.

Q

• Q - Quarter ounce of weed.
• QP - A Quarter pound of weed.

R

• Reality - The other world.
• Red - The state of being high.
• Redeye - The reness of your eyes after smoking some bud.
• Reefer - Weed.
• Reeson-Head - One who likes to smoke resin.
• Resin Scraping - What my friends and i do when our stash is dry. to scrape and smoke resin from marijuana past.
• Rez - Resin.
• Riped - really fucked up.
• Ripped-rippity - when your friends scare you by saying you are gonna get caught , when your at school.
• Roach - The very end of a joint.
• Roach Hotel - A collection of roaches to be rolled into a new joint.
• Roacher - Someone who passes you a lit roach and expects you to smoke it.
• Robobaked - Really stoned to the point of only having basic motor skills.
• Rolled Upon - To be stopped by the 5-O.
• Rooibaard - really good , red haired weed.

S

• Sauce - Secret word for Weed , when around parents.
• Shit - Type of hit where that is the only thing you can say.
• Sacker - Sack of weed.
• Saddle - To Smoke.
• Saddy - Plastic bag where you put your stash.
• Safety Meeting - Stop for a puff.
• Salad - Weed.
• Sees - Weed.
• Schwag - Lowest grade of weed you can get.
• Schwilly - Stupid fucked up.
• Scoob - Weed.
• Scoobie Snax - Anything you eat when you are high.
• Score [v] - To buy weed.
• Scummie - Fucked up.
• Sensamella - Good bud , no seeds.
• Sesh - Weed.
• Session - A meeting where the point tis to get totally fucked up.
• Shattered - Right after smoking a phat joint, and your eyes are red and glossy.
• Shaggy - A stoner from a popular cartoon.
• Shake - The left over from a bag of weed.
• Shake Wake - When you wake up with the munchies.
• Shmeez - To smoke some good weed.
• Sho 'Nuf - Really fucked up.
• Shorty - Someone who can't handle their smoke.
• Shotgun - Thing on my bong.
• Shwag - Lowest grade weed.
• Sjaaaaams - Stoner Jams.
• Shanked - To be ripped off in a deal.
• Skeeto - Being really high.
• Skiddly Bop - Really fucked up.
• Skimp - Someone who gets less weed than they paid for.
• Skins - Cigarette papers.
• Skin Up - To roll a joint.
• Stealth - Joint.
• Smashed - To be very Stoned.
• Smoke - Weed.
• Snoop Dogg - Someone who takes more hits than everyone else.
• Snow Blower - Putting snow or ice in a bong.
• Spazzing - Dropped you bong or joint.
• Spliff - A nice joint.
• Stale - after you smoked too much weed.
• Stash - What you hide from your panrets.
• Sti-Zoned - Stoned.
• Stickies - Buds.
• Stinky green - Really good weed.
• Stogie - Joint.
• Stonation - The state of being really fucked up.
• Stoned - To become inspired by the smoking of weed.
• Stoned Stupid - To fucked up to deal with the world.
• Stoner - One who smokes a lot of weed.
• Stoner Rodeo - playground animals connected with springs to the ground.
• Stooge - Dealer.
• Stungry - Stoned and Hungry.
• SUBZERO - A 12 ft. Bong.
• Swacked - To be high.
• Swisher - A blunt.
• Switch Hitter - The person in the middle.
• Swisser Sweet - Weed Cigar.

T

• Tangenting - The art of telling stories to fucked up stoner.
• Tax - Stealing someone's weed.
• Tea - Marijuana leaves.
• Thai Stick - Famous bud purchased attached to a bamboo stick.
• Ting - Weed.
• Toe - When you are really fucked up.
• Tofu - Secret code word for throwing trash out of your car when your stoned.
• Tomato Eyed- The person who gets the redest eyes out of the group.
• Toned - To be extremely fucked up.
• Tour - To do when you're high.
• Treed - To be exremely stoned.
• Treez - Weed.
• Troncho - Joint.
• Tube - Water pipe 2 ft or longer.
• Tuete - Joint.
• Twant - A 20 bag of weed.
• Twamp - A 20 bag of weed.
• Tweak - When you flip out from smoking too much weed.
• Twigged - Stoned.
• Twin - A 20 bag of weed.
• Twistie - Joint.

U

• Utensil - Anything used to smoke weed.
• Utopia - Where you are when you are totally stoned.

V

• Vaccuum lung - Someone who cashes a bowl in one pull.
• Vegged - State of complete nothingness.
• Victim - When you are really stoned and don't know whats going on.
• Viper - Stoner.

W

• Wacky Tobaccy - Weed, my teachers in school use this ?.
• Wacky Weed - Weed.
• Wake n' Bake - When you wake up and smoke a bowl right away , like before school.
• Wasted - Really fucked up.
• Weed - Mind altering plant.
• Wet - Laced.
• Weeders - Your pals you smoke with.
• Whitey - What you are after smoking too much weed.
• William - Joint.
• Wood - Weed.
• Work - when you pack a bowl.
• Wowzers - What you say after taking a massive hit.

X

• X-Ray Vision - What you think you have when you are really stoned.
• Xenaphobahigh - Fear of stoned aliens.

Y

• Ya Good - A jamaican question for "are you stoned?".
• Yaz - Weed.
• Yee - To be really high.
• Yuccapuffy - Weed.

Z

• Z - Ounce of weed.
• Zip - Ounce of weed.
• Zol - Weed.
• Zoned - Staring into nothingness.
• Zooed - To be really stoned.
• Zoom Tube - A pipe to smoke weed with.
• Zooted - To be extremely high.
• Zonked - To be tired after smoking.

If you have any other words you would like to add to this list, send it to Da'Joint !